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:: Monday, September 04, 2006 ::

I like how you didnt mention nixing the night time beer drinking hoffy...clever ommission on your part...

I should be doing my p-chem pre-lab write up but insteand im pondering why I havent been written to and what I am going to do after class tomorrow

I am ultra-geeked about going to Oakland this weekend...way excited...too much drinking, I know it and I havent even done it...oh well...what're you going to do?

Today was good...golf was good, I reintroduced myself to the weight room, hopefully I'm not too sore and I can lift again next tuesday (due to my schedule, I dont want to be sore for golf on friday) anyways, that's really it

real love - smashing pumpkins

im out

-gerg
:: greg 11:16 PM [+] ::
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So, I decided to make myself ridiculously busy this semester with sixteen hours. I'm going to take stats and econ and instead of theater arts (my easy A) I'm taking Descript Inorganic Chemistry...thank you advisor for THAT advice...its not going to be easy...but I'll be alright, just busy

First football game of the year...PATHETIC...I am ridiculously doubtful for the rest of the year...6-6 with a birth to the poinsettia bowl or some nonsense like that where we will lose to a bullshit team...Our defense was BULLSHIT...its absurd how much we gave up yards on the same shit we did last year...didnt we get a new coach? I could have sworn Darnell was on the phone with Torbush asking for advice...what a fucking jerk...

Went to northgate with John and Stephanie and her roomates last night...it was fun, then we went to a party and I drank some more and by the end of the night I was talking to pretty much everybody...it was fun, especially at mcdonalds where I was talking to some chick from sugarland...I dont remember her name, its all good tho

Um...nothing else is going on with me. The referee meeting for football is tomorrow so that means that I'll start making some money which is fun and cool and exciting...I need to work out more and play some more basketball...I gained three pounds last week but I really thought I ate well...we'll see...beer and late night mcdonalds can really fuck the whole thing up...I'm so glad to be in shape...really happy with that

thats it
im out

-gerg
:: greg 10:25 PM [+] ::
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My bad, I had totally stopped writing in this. I have a good reason tho, the internet doesnt hold well on my laptop while I'm at home and it is a total pain in the ass to do anything on the internet. However, I promise to keep writing this. At least, try to.
School is going alright. I'm taking 13 hours, but I need to decide between economics and statistics for my final class. I have a meeting with my advisor on Thursday. We'll see what he says. WOrk was good. I made so much money in the 17 days I worked this summer. I got into really good shape. I could tell from playing basketball today at the rec which was fantastic. I do not have to start all over like I have had to in years passed. It's really promising. I need to hit the weight room and I really need to get my abs back into shape. We'll see how it goes. I should have a pretty good workout routine that I'll stick by. I am super geeked about the college football season coming up. I couldnt even describe my joy right now. It's only three days away...I cant wait. I dont have a whole lot more to say. Vegas and the Grand Canyon were just badass. I'll write more on that later.

im out
-Gerg
:: greg 8:53 PM [+] ::
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Im glad that things can rapidly disintegrate between me and my parents in such a short time period...it really makes things fun...

-gerg
:: greg 5:51 PM [+] ::
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howdy yall,

hoffy...its europeans...vlade divac INVENTED flopping in the NBA...arvedis sabonis = wimp, dirk nowitzski = weak...hahahaha...

anyways...

yeah, today sucked...i have no clue what i shot in golf, i stopped keeping score (which is never a good thing), couldnt putt, couldnt drive it, pulled all my iron shots, it was lousy...

oh yeah, and we lost our rec league basketball game, which sucked cuz we were winning, we can beat that team and we need to learn to play together, our pg didnt do a very good job, he had way too many turnovers, my defense is absolutely terrible i looked like a jackass in the zone, that and my legs are not in basketball shape...my lungs are there, but my legs really start to ache...the referee-ing is atrocious...one guy was on his fucking cell phone and the other was making phantom calls and not calling things like very obvious lane violations and travelling...the league is tremendously disorganized, however, we could not blame this loss on the refs (even though they had a hand in it) we blew it and deserved to lose the game, even though my substitution scheme seemed to be working towards the end of the game, which was kind of cool to see in action

i was reading reading The Onion today, and i saw a couple of pretty funny headlines:

Somalia Defeats Rwanda to Win the Third-World Cup
(I'm sorry, its wrong, but hilarious)

NASA Announces Plan to Launch 700 Million Dollars into Space

i love that website, just for the headlines

Once show i recommend watching just because it's funny is the Colbert Report on Comedy Central, it comes on after the daily show with John Stewart (who is a genius, by the way) at 1230am...brilliance, even though its...well...stupid...

in the news:
Andrea Yates needs to be locked away for forever (mental institute)
Tom DeLay needs to disappear (I dont mean that in a mean way, but carry on, please)
Ken Lay...can you say conspiracy? (seriously, what a joke that he didnt serve a day)
Kinky but not Grandma on the ballot...HAHAHA, that's all i have to say
Brad Lidge is done, Lane can go back to the minors and Ensberg needs to heal his shoulder
What in the hell is Discovery doing on the ISS? NOBODY GIVES A DAMN
When are we going back to the moon or to Mars?
In case you forgot, there is still a war in Afghanistan, and when is Bush going to nut up and go after a real threat, Korea, who can actual send missiles outside of their boundaries? (not that I'm asking for another war, but lets not pick on a defenseless yet undefeatable pathetic country like Iraq)
And does anybody know who the next president of Mexico is? it wreeks of trouble...

anyways...that's all i have for now...boredom is enveloping my life...

im out

-gerg
:: greg 11:13 PM [+] ::
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its been a few days since i last wrote, but not much has been happening...i golfed on last wednesday and played well, i beat my cousin by using a superb putting stroke, it was good...im playing again tomorrow

um...that's really been it, i saw Pirates of the Caribbean and I didnt know what to think of the movie, there was alot of action but no real plot...i know it was all designed to make you see the next movie (sorry if i blew it for anybody) but still...i dunno...i also had lots of questions about the characters and small sub-plots

i finally worked again, last friday and it was really exhausting...i was out of shape, but it could have been worse had i not walked memorial golf course all those times...the guys were cool but they didnt tip as well as i hoped, but I cant complain, it was good to be working again, im crossing my fingers that the course will reopen on friday, if it doesnt, then i will be spending the weekend in college station to look for a place to live and to ref in a basketball tournament (men's this time)

one of my second cousins got engaged today, at midnight for her birthday, so that will be cool to go to the wedding next year (whenever they schedule it)...that's cool

hmm...the astros still suck...brad "lights on" lidge sucks...its awful how bad they are, what a let down...

I've totally become addicted to playing FIFA World Cup Soccer on Xbox...I go over to my cousins house and play until the wee hours of the morning and now im really good and nobody can beat me...its fun

I still hate the real game of soccer...did anybody see zidane level that dude with a head-butt to the chest? that was badass except for the fact that he did that in the extra time of the world cup finals...WHAT A JACKASS...how could you be so fuckin stupid to let your entire team down in a game of that magnitude? And this was the same guy who flopped at the end of regulation and was crying like a little bitch about his shoulder WHEN NOBODY TOUCHED IT/HIM! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?...i hate soccer...great event, but im glad its over cuz i cant stand that european im-gonna-throw-myself-on-the-ground-like-a-pussy-and-pretend-like-i-was-so-injured-even-though-nobody-touched-me-bullshit...

haha, im out, good night

-gerg
:: greg 1:16 AM [+] ::
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ok, my parents are starting to get on my nerves about me not working...as if the whole fuckin thing is my fuckin fault...such bullshit...im sorry that i got a summer job, during the spring semester, that was going to pay well...im sorry that it has rained, that the maintenance has taken longer than expect, that they didnt tell us we'd need six fuckin weeks to sit on our asses and do nothing...i really am sorry...but for the love of God FUCK OFF...they think i like sitting around, not working, watching hours upon hours of tv every single fucking day, being so fucking broke that i cant do anything, go anywhere or have any fun...IM FUCKIN SORRY...geez, they really piss me off...

whatever

-gerg
:: greg 1:23 PM [+] ::
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Here is the story behind lynn's wedding dress...enjoy...I was talking to amanda if that info is vital for any particular reason...

skinnyG6485 (1:05:51 AM): so she gets this internship in dc for a real estate agency and her mother was like oh, good, we have some friends who live up there, you can say there for free this summer
skinnyG6485 (1:06:14 AM): well, it turns out, this couple (they also have two young boys like seven and four) is ultra-conservative
skinnyG6485 (1:06:20 AM): deeply religious and everything
skinnyG6485 (1:06:23 AM): the works
skinnyG6485 (1:06:29 AM): they dont let lynn do anything
skinnyG6485 (1:06:33 AM): she hadnt gone to the movies
skinnyG6485 (1:06:34 AM): swimming
skinnyG6485 (1:06:40 AM): to tour dc or go out at all
skinnyG6485 (1:07:08 AM): she had left her razors here in houston, so she goes up to the wife, pam, and asks for a razor to shave her legs
skinnyG6485 (1:07:42 AM): and the wife is like...why do you need a razor? and she's like, to shave my legs...and the wife is like...why do you need to shave yoru legs? who is going to be touching them? and lynn is just like..i want to shave my legs
skinnyG6485 (1:08:17 AM): so she snuck into the husbands bathroom while they were gone and took his spare razor and burned the hell out of herself shaving, her legs were red and had scratches here and there on them
skinnyG6485 (1:08:33 AM): so the whole time she had been in dc, she kept reminding them that she was going to the wedding and they kept "forgetting" as she saidskinnyG6485 (1:09:08 AM): so finally, the day came that i was supposed to pick her up and the wife was like, so what dress are you wearing? and lynn pulls out a black dress, that is spaghetti strap
skinnyG6485 (1:09:14 AM): you know, wedding suitableskinnyG6485 (1:09:48 AM): and the wife basically gives her a look of disapproval and says "oh, i have the perfect dress for you, i know it'll fit you perfectly, let me go get it"
skinnyG6485 (1:10:28 AM): so she goes to her room and gets this AWFUL, UGLY solid black dress with really bad...i guess...i dunno...thingies on it
skinnyG6485 (1:10:35 AM): it was a very asian dress, but this thing was ugly
skinnyG6485 (1:10:42 AM): and it ran down to her lower leg
skinnyG6485 (1:11:00 AM): and it had a button at the neck and was like short sleevedskinnyG6485 (1:11:06 AM): and of course, lynn had to try it onskinnyG6485 (1:11:11 AM): and when it fit, lynn had to take it
skinnyG6485 (1:11:18 AM): oh, and the dress weighed a ton
skinnyG6485 (1:11:20 AM): it was awful
skinnyG6485 (1:11:47 AM): and so lynn was like...THANKS...and she had to take it
skinnyG6485 (1:11:57 AM): so she took a backpack with some capri's and a black topskinnyG6485 (1:12:05 AM): but she was like this isnt appropriate for a wedding
skinnyG6485 (1:12:18 AM): luckily, she walked out of the house in shorts and a t-shirt and changed in my room
skinnyG6485 (1:12:41 AM): she thought about sneaking her dress undre the black one, but she knew the wife would go back into her closet and check to see if it was gone while she was out
skinnyG6485 (1:13:08 AM): so on the way back, i called my sister to see if she had an extra dress and luckily my sister had brought one
skinnyG6485 (1:13:14 AM): the one she's wearing on the facebook picsskinnyG6485 (1:13:51 AM): it was really funny because we were talking on the way back to the hotel and every like five minutes or so she'd burst out and go "IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE WEDDING!"
skinnyG6485 (1:14:03 AM): it was really funny to see her genuinely happy to be going somewhere
skinnyG6485 (1:14:10 AM): it was funny, cute and sad at teh same timeskinnyG6485 (1:14:17 AM): YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM

good night

-gerg
:: greg 11:35 PM [+] ::
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